Sponge bath it is.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
