i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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