I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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