YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We are all done wearing pants today
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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