Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
pray to the hookup gods
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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