its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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