those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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