I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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