if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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