:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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