I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Damn victory sex feels great
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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