Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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