I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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