If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We left an ass print on the piano.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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