we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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