Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
