yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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