just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Success! We fucked roommates!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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