I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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