just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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