You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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