Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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