: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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