Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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