And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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