Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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