So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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