He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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