Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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