I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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