How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
