You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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