They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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