Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Houston, we have a blender
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
