these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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