I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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