So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just cut my nipple shaving
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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