Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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