VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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