So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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