we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
