Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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