so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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