Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
