So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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