I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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