She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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