You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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