Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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