so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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