Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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