I don't think brook has ever known best
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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