We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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