dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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